Let's make this birthday one to remember.

66 years old (Born on February 17, 1959)

Happy Birthday, Dave Courtney! From dodgy deals to bestselling books—your life has been one wild ride. You've shown us all how to turn a colourful past into captivating stories with hits like "Dodgy Dave's Little Black Book," "Heroes & Villains," and the unforgettable "Stop the Ride I Want to Get Off." Your tales have kept readers laughing, gasping, and thoroughly entertained.

Whether you're charming audiences in gangster documentaries or stealing scenes on film sets, your charisma remains unmatched. Here's hoping this birthday is as legendary as you are—and remember: if anyone tries pinching your cake today... well, they clearly haven't read your books!

Cheers to another year of adventures!