Let's make this birthday one to remember.

76 years old (Born on March 29, 1949)

Happy Birthday Dave! Here's to celebrating the maestro behind punk-rock’s most iconic keyboard riffs and those legendary, cross-handed theatrics that leave us wondering if you're secretly playing Twister instead of electric piano. Your knack for blending energetic punk spirit with the melodic sparkle of your electric keys remains unmatched.

From electrifying stages worldwide with The Stranglers to captivating generations through timeless hits like "Golden Brown," your music helps define an era—and quite possibly bends both logic and finger dexterity simultaneously. May your birthday be as memorable as your best solos, keeping fans air-playing keyboards uncontrollably for decades more. Keep rocking, cross-handed master!