Let's make this birthday one to remember.

62 years old (Born on March 17, 1963)

Happy Birthday, Dave Kelley! To the man who effortlessly navigates from boating adventures to golf greens and somehow manages to chart stars while sampling craft beers—your multitasking skills are legendary. Your recent articles have us convinced you're secretly plotting a road trip across Texas in an amphibious vehicle powered by hops.

Whether it's your witty automotive reviews or insightful astronomy pieces that leave readers starry-eyed (and slightly tipsy), you've proven there's no topic you can't tackle with humor and style. Here's hoping this birthday brings smooth sailing, perfect putts, clear skies—and plenty of cold beer!

Cheers to another year of epic storytelling!