Let's make this birthday one to remember.

76 years old (Born on December 21, 1948)

Happy Birthday, Dave Kingman! Another year older, but your legendary home runs still echo louder than ever. Who could forget those towering blasts that made pitchers reconsider their career choices? Your swing was so powerful, baseballs probably still orbit the earth!

Here's to celebrating a slugger whose talent and charisma brought excitement to every game. May your birthday be filled with as much joy and laughter as you gave fans throughout your incredible career. Keep swinging for the fences in life—just watch out for low-flying aircraft! Cheers to you, Dave; you're truly one of baseball's timeless greats!