Let's make this birthday one to remember.

74 years old (Born on June 09, 1951)

Happy Birthday, Dave Parker! You're still swinging for the fences like it's 1978—when you snagged that MVP title and made pitchers everywhere reconsider their career choices. With two NL batting crowns under your belt, seven All-Star appearances, and a legendary arm from right field that's probably still intimidating base runners today—you've truly set the bar high.

Here's hoping your birthday is as smooth as one of those effortless swings that earned you countless hits over an incredible career. May this year bring more joy than rounding third after another clutch hit—and fewer curveballs thrown by life!