Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on April 22, 1957)

Happy Birthday, Dave Schmidt! You always knew how to pitch your way out of trouble—12 years in the majors proves it. Whether baffling batters with that sneaky slider or calmly handling pressure-packed innings, you made baseball look easy (well, almost). Your arm might have retired from throwing fastballs, but we bet you're still pitching jokes and curveball stories at every gathering.

Here's hoping this birthday is a grand slam celebration filled with laughter and joy. May your day be as memorable as those clutch moments on the mound—and may you never lose that winning smile. Cheers to another fantastic year ahead!