Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on July 22, 1957)

Happy Birthday, Dave Stieb! The man who made batters tremble and umpires squint in disbelief. Seven-time All-Star pitcher with 14 legendary seasons for the Toronto Blue Jays—your slider was nastier than cafeteria mystery meat, and your no-hitter against Cleveland still gives hitters nightmares.

From nearly perfect games to dominating performances on the mound, you've given fans countless unforgettable moments (and opposing teams plenty of headaches). May this birthday be as timelessly awesome as your mustache back in '85—and may you always throw life's curveballs better than anyone else!

Cheers to another year celebrating a true baseball legend!