Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on September 11, 1990)

Happy Birthday, David Bass! From seventh-round sleeper to waiver-wire warrior, your rookie season with the Bears was legendary. Who could forget that interception? Quarterbacks still have nightmares about you sneaking up and snatching their passes like free birthday cake.

Sure, tackles and sacks are impressive—but let's be honest—your greatest achievement might just be surviving Chicago winters after starting out in sunny Oakland. Here's hoping this year brings fewer cold sidelines and more warm celebrations. Keep intercepting life's opportunities as smoothly as you intercepted footballs back in 2013!

Cheers to another fantastic trip around the sun—you've earned it!