Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on October 09, 1966)

Happy Birthday, David Cameron! Just like your tenure as Conservative Party leader and Prime Minister, we wish you a celebration that's both polished and slightly cheeky. Whether it's steering the country through spirited debates or staying cool under parliamentary fire—your poise never wavered. We can only hope your birthday party agenda stays less controversial than Brexit!

From cycling to epic campaign speeches, you've consistently shown grace under pressure (and a fondness for pasties). May this year bring you many quietly victorious moments filled with laughter—and hopefully no referendum regrets over cake selection. Cheers on another impressive trip around the sun!