Let's make this birthday one to remember.

88 years old (Born on December 08, 1936)

Happy Birthday, Grasshopper! Today we celebrate the legendary David Carradine—master of patience, wisdom, and kung fu kicks. Your iconic role as Kwai Chang Caine taught us all to walk softly yet carry a big stick (or at least some impressive martial arts moves). From wandering deserts barefoot to calmly dispensing philosophical gems, you've inspired generations with your timeless coolness.

Whether gracefully snatching pebbles from palms or delivering unforgettable performances on screen, you remain forever etched in our hearts. May your birthday be filled with laughter worthy of Pai Mei's beard-stroking approval—and may no pebble ever escape your grasp again!