Let's make this birthday one to remember.

76 years old (Born on December 24, 1948)

Happy Birthday, David Cay Johnston! May your special day be filled with fewer tax loopholes and more cake slices. Your Pulitzer Prize-winning investigations into economic injustices have made even the IRS chuckle nervously—quite an achievement!

From unraveling complex financial schemes to exposing corporate shenanigans, you've consistently shed light on issues others prefer hidden in fine print. Here's hoping this year brings you as much joy as uncovering a billionaire's secret offshore account.

Cheers to another year of fearless reporting and witty commentary—we're all richer (and wiser) thanks to your tireless pursuit of truth. Keep making taxes entertaining!