Let's make this birthday one to remember.

54 years old (Born on March 10, 1971)

Happy Birthday, David Cruz Thayne! From navigating the halls of Utah's State Senate as chief of staff to boldly stepping into California’s political arena, your journey has been nothing short of legendary. Who else could juggle campaign strategies and policy debates while still keeping their sense of humor intact?

Your tireless dedication and passion have inspired many—though we're still debating whether your greatest achievement was running for Congress or surviving countless committee meetings without falling asleep. Here's wishing you another year filled with success, laughter, and fewer fundraising calls. Cheers to you, David—may your birthday be as memorable as your impressive career!