Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on September 15, 1980)

Happy Birthday, David Diehl! From a fifth-round pick in 2003 to anchoring the Giants' offensive line through two unforgettable Super Bowl victories, you've always been tougher than Monday mornings and more reliable than stadium hot dogs. Your blocking skills were legendary—rumor has it even traffic jams parted ways when you approached.

Whether protecting Eli Manning or paving paths for running backs, your dedication was unmatched. Retirement hasn't slowed you down either; you're still tackling life with humor and heart. Here's hoping your birthday is filled with fewer sacks and more snacks!

Cheers to another year of greatness—keep dominating life's playbook!