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56 years old (Born on November 20, 1968)

Happy birthday, David Einhorn! Hope your day is hedge-funded with cake-filled returns and a bearish stance on candles—because there's clearly too many to short here. Your legendary bets against Allied Capital and Lehman Brothers prove you know the risk-reward ratio better than most people pick pizza toppings.

May this year bring as much insight (and fewer sleepless nights) as you've shown spotting market bubbles before they burst. Wishing you ongoing success at Greenlight Capital—and remember, birthdays aren't about aging; they're just vintage moments accumulating compound interest in wisdom—but hey, who's counting? Cheers to another profitable cycle around the sun!

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