Let's make this birthday one to remember.

49 years old (Born on September 22, 1975)

Happy Birthday, David Elder! You might have thrown your last major league pitch back in 2003 with the Cleveland Indians, but we're still celebrating those legendary fastballs and curveballs. Rumor has it batters are STILL trying to figure out how you made that ball dance!

Here's hoping this birthday is a grand slam—just like all those memorable moments on the mound. May your day be filled with laughter as timeless as baseball itself—and may every candle blown out today remind us of hitters swinging wildly at pitches they never saw coming.

Cheers to another year knocking life right over home plate!