Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on August 27, 1987)

Happy Birthday, David! From blazing past defenders at Baylor to your impressive run in the NFL with the Panthers and Redskins, you've left opponents wondering if their shoes were tied together. You made turning speed into an art form—we'd call it poetry in motion but we're pretty sure defenses would simply say "not fair."

Though you've traded touchdowns for birthday cake now, we know you'll dominate this special day just like you dominated on Sundays! May your celebrations be as swift as your sprints yet last much longer than opposing cornerbacks chasing after you.

Keep being legendary—Have a great one!