Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on August 05, 1957)

Happy Birthday, David Gill! As the mastermind behind countless football successes, your strategic genius has transformed Manchester United into a global powerhouse. From securing legendary players to bringing home trophies galore, your incredible journey proves you're definitely Premier League-worthy—even if we can't picture you scoring from midfield!

As vice-chairman of The Football Association, you've continued steering football toward brighter horizons with unmatched leadership and passion—talk about goals off the pitch! May this birthday bring laughter louder than Old Trafford's crowd on derby day (and cake sweeter than victory over rivals). Cheers to another year’s success—the soccer world wouldn't be as thrilling without you!