Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on March 28, 1989)

Happy Birthday, David Goodwillie! From dazzling Dundee United fans with your sharp shooting skills to making Blackburn Rovers supporters cheer since 2011, you've certainly left defenders scratching their heads. Your knack for finding the net has always been as impressive as your surname is unforgettable!

Here's hoping this year brings you even more memorable goals and fewer yellow cards—though we wouldn't mind a few cheeky celebrations along the way. Keep kicking it in style; may your birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and perhaps another hat-trick or two to remind everyone why you're still our favorite Scottish striker!