Let's make this birthday one to remember.

75 years old (Born on March 30, 1950)

Happy Birthday, David! Another year older and wiser—though we’re still debating the "wiser" part. Your recent successes have truly impressed us all; from your uncanny ability to win every trivia night (seriously, how do you know so much random stuff?) to finally mastering that complicated barbecue recipe without setting off any smoke alarms this time.

We celebrate not just another birthday but also those unforgettable moments you've given us: epic karaoke performances worthy of standing ovations—or at least enthusiastic laughter—and legendary dance moves no one else dares attempt in public. Keep being awesome and hilarious—you make life brighter for everyone around you!