Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on July 28, 1961)

Happy Birthday, David Kahn! Your tenure with the Timberwolves may have been controversial, but hey—nobody can deny you made draft nights unforgettable. Who else could turn selecting point guards into an art form? Your bold moves certainly kept fans talking (and sometimes yelling), and for that, basketball history thanks you.

In all seriousness though, your passion and dedication to the sport are undeniable. From your early days with the Indiana Pacers' business department to navigating NBA front offices, you've always shown resilience and humor in equal measure. Here's hoping this year brings fewer critics—and maybe fewer point guards too!