Let's make this birthday one to remember.

80 years old (Born on May 20, 1945)

Happy Birthday, David! From steering the American Conservative Union for nearly three decades to taking aim as President of the NRA in 2011, you've certainly proven your ability to hit every target—politically speaking. Your dedication and leadership have left a lasting mark (and probably quite a few bullet holes) on conservative politics.

Here's hoping this birthday is filled with laughter, joy—and perhaps fewer debates than usual. May you continue hitting life's bullseyes while keeping everyone around entertained by your sharp wit and timeless charm. Cheers to another year of success; may it be loaded with happiness!