Let's make this birthday one to remember.

81 years old (Born on July 28, 1943)

Happy Birthday, David Martin! You've spent decades bravely navigating the Pentagon corridors and decoding national security secrets for CBS News. Honestly, your reporting is so sharp that even generals probably tune in to find out what's really going on.

From breaking down complex military strategies into understandable insights since 1993, you've become America's trusted voice at the Pentagon—no small feat considering most of us can't even decode our Wi-Fi passwords. Here's wishing you another year filled with scoops bigger than a stealth bomber and fewer surprises than a classified briefing!

Cheers to you today—and remember: birthdays are never classified information!