Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on February 02, 1969)

Happy Birthday, David! Another year wiser and still making business look easier than assembling IKEA furniture. Your recent successes have been nothing short of legendary—seriously, we're starting to think you secretly invented the 25-hour workday.

From sealing impressive deals that left competitors scratching their heads in awe, to your uncanny ability to turn challenges into triumphs faster than we can say "profit margin," you've truly set a new standard for excellence (and style!). May this birthday bring as much joy and laughter as those unforgettable moments when everything clicked perfectly at just the right time.

Cheers to another fantastic trip around the sun!