Let's make this birthday one to remember.

64 years old (Born on April 30, 1960)

Happy Birthday, David Miscavige! Another year older, yet still leading Scientology with unmatched enthusiasm. Your dedication to expanding the Church globally has certainly made headlines—talk about taking "mission impossible" and making it possible!

From opening impressive new centers worldwide to your tireless advocacy for Scientology's growth, you've had quite a remarkable journey. May this birthday bring you as much joy as your speeches bring excitement to your followers.

Here's hoping this year brings even more memorable moments and fewer controversies—after all, birthdays are meant for cake and laughter. Enjoy your special day; may it be clear of any auditing sessions!