Let's make this birthday one to remember.

88 years old (Born on December 06, 1936)

Happy Birthday, David Ossman! May your day be filled with more laughs than a Firesign Theatre sketch and fewer mysteries than George Tirebiter has to solve. Your comedic genius continues to inspire us all—proving once again that humor truly is timeless.

From the hilarious antics of The Firesign Theatre to unraveling presidential puzzles in "The Ronald Reagan Murder Case," you've kept us entertained through decades of wit and wisdom. Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as you've given audiences everywhere—and remember, if anything suspicious happens today, we know exactly who can crack the case!