Let's make this birthday one to remember.

72 years old (Born on November 07, 1952)

Happy Birthday, General Petraeus! From commanding troops to directing the CIA, you've certainly mastered the art of keeping secrets—especially your age. Your strategic brilliance has always been impressive; rumor has it even your birthday candles salute you before extinguishing themselves.

Your recent insights and thoughtful commentary continue to inspire many. Whether it's analyzing global security or navigating complex geopolitics, you handle challenges with unmatched precision—and probably a classified sense of humor too. Here's wishing you another year filled with success and fewer covert operations involving cake theft at headquarters!

Enjoy your special day—you've earned every medal (and slice)!