Let's make this birthday one to remember.

64 years old (Born on July 05, 1960)

Happy Birthday, David! After three decades of decoding presidential puzzles and unraveling the mysteries of globalization for The New York Times, you've officially earned your black belt in diplomatic detective work. Your insightful reporting has made even foreign policy seem approachable—no small feat!

From navigating tense White House briefings to breaking down complex international affairs with wit and clarity, you’ve consistently reminded us that truth can indeed be stranger (and funnier) than fiction. May this birthday bring fewer deadlines but just as many scoops.

Here's hoping your next year is filled with more front-page triumphs—and perhaps a little less jet lag!