Let's make this birthday one to remember.

60 years old (Born on July 22, 1964)

Happy birthday to the effortlessly hilarious David Spade! From your razor-sharp sarcasm on "Just Shoot Me," to the charming chaos you brought into our homes in "8 Simple Rules," you've mastered comedic brilliance and made us laugh till it hurts. Your impeccable timing continues inspiring people everywhere who sarcastically navigate their daily lives.

As we celebrate another lap around the sun for a comedian who never ages (seriously, what's your secret?), here's hoping this year is filled with roles as memorable as Joe Dirt’s mullet. Keep up that timeless charm and wit—because honestly, comedy would be way less cool without you!