Let's make this birthday one to remember.

77 years old (Born on August 13, 1947)

Happy Birthday to the legendary David St. Hubbins, whose guitar solos are louder than Nigel's amps turned up to eleven! Your groundbreaking work on "Stonehenge"—especially that unforgettable miniature monument mishap—still resonates deeply (and hilariously) with fans worldwide.

Congratulations also on your recent triumph: finally finding your way out of backstage in Cleveland after all these years. Truly inspiring stuff! May your hair remain voluminous, your trousers forever tight, and may you never again confuse inches for feet when ordering stage props. Rock on eternally, David—we salute you and Spinal Tap’s enduring legacy of comedic brilliance!