Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on June 12, 1953)

Happy Birthday, David Thornton! Another year older and wiser—though we’re still debating the "wiser" part. Your recent successes have been impressive; from your incredible achievements at work to finally mastering that barbecue recipe (we're still recovering), you've truly outdone yourself.

Let's not forget your legendary karaoke performance last month—who knew you had such hidden talents? May this birthday bring even more unforgettable moments, laughter-filled adventures, and perhaps fewer kitchen mishaps. Keep being awesome, David—we can't wait to see what hilarious stories you'll create next!

Cheers to another fantastic year ahead filled with joy, success, and endless fun!