Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on May 26, 1953)

Happy Birthday to the incredible David Torn—guitar wizard and sonic alchemist extraordinaire! May your day seamlessly blend joy, laughter, and cake—just as smoothly as you've combined acoustic gems with electronic magic across the years.

From lighting up cinematic soundtracks such as "Friday Night Lights" to dazzling audiences with innovative compositions that defy expectations, your limitless creativity never ceases. We celebrate not just your inspiring musicianship but also how cool you make experimental guitar loops look easy!

Enjoy another spin around the sun, David—may it be filled with endless inspiration and at least one hilariously mistimed effects pedal stomp!