Let's make this birthday one to remember.

80 years old (Born on October 15, 1944)

Happy Birthday, David Trimble! From navigating the stormy seas of politics as First Minister of Northern Ireland to representing Upper Bann with unwavering dedication, you've certainly earned a slice (or two) of cake today. Your tireless efforts in peace-building and diplomacy have left an indelible mark—though we suspect negotiating birthday candles might be your toughest challenge yet!

Here's wishing you another year filled with success, laughter, and fewer parliamentary debates. May your day be brighter than a politician's smile during election season and more enjoyable than winning a heated debate in Westminster. Cheers to you on this special day!