Let's make this birthday one to remember.

83 years old (Born on March 11, 1942)

Happy Birthday, David! Here's to you—the Hollywood legend who made magic happen with "Kiss of the Spider Woman," snagging an Oscar nomination long before superheroes dominated cinema! Even back in 1986, you knew that a good plot often involves spiders—but yours was definitely more intriguing than ours today.

May your birthday be filled with countless cinematic moments as timeless and exciting as you've famously brought to life. Thank you for sharing such unforgettable stories and keeping us laughing throughout the years. Hollywood owes you a close-up, but we'll settle for cake—with extra popcorn on top instead!