Let's make this birthday one to remember.

61 years old (Born on May 20, 1963)

Happy Birthday, David "Boomer" Wells! Just like your legendary perfect game in pinstripes back in '98, we hope your birthday is flawless—not counting the cake crumbs or spilled drinks. With 239 career victories and two World Series rings (thank you Yankees and Blue Jays!), you've proven to everyone that lefties truly do it best.

Three All-Star appearances are impressive—but mastering both pitching greatness AND an iconic, fun-loving persona? That's true hall-of-fame caliber stuff. Celebrate today knowing you're a timeless classic who pitched your way into baseball lore...although we're still suspicious about how you did it all without spilling that beverage!