Let's make this birthday one to remember.

92 years old (Born on March 08, 1933)

Happy Birthday, David Wiggins! Another year older, yet your philosophical identity remains as timeless and enduring as ever. Your insightful explorations into metaphysics have left us pondering life's deepest questions—like whether birthday cake objectively tastes better when shared (we suspect you'd argue yes).

Your 2006 masterpiece "Ethics: Twelve Lectures on the Philosophy of Morality" continues to inspire debates about objective morality. Clearly, you've proven that age is just a number—but moral truths are eternal! Here's wishing you another year filled with brilliant insights and fewer existential crises.

Cheers to you, David—may your wisdom remain forever metaphysically unmatched!