55 years old (Born on August 29, 1969)
Happy Birthday, David! Another year wiser and—well—a little older too. You've successfully navigated another trip around the sun without filing an objection or motion to dismiss your birthday entirely; a true legal mastermind indeed.Your unwavering support as Erica's charming spouse doesn't go unnoticed. From red carpet events to family adventures, you've shown us what it means to balance courtroom brilliance with dad jokes and husbandly duties perfectly—all while keeping intact that timeless sense of humor we adore.
Here's hoping this year's docket is overflowing—not only professionally but also with joyfulness, relaxation (occasionally!), laughter...and cake!