Let's make this birthday one to remember.

62 years old (Born on August 28, 1962)

Happy Birthday, David! Another year older and wiser—though writing for Family Guy probably keeps you forever young (or at least eternally mischievous). Your knack for crafting hilariously twisted scenarios has given us countless laughs; from Brian's existential crises to Wilfred’s canine antics, your comedic genius never disappoints.

Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer talking dogs causing trouble and more Hollywood success stories. May your scripts continue to defy logic in the best possible way—and may every pitch meeting end with laughter rather than awkward silence. Cheers to another fantastic year of making audiences laugh uncontrollably!