Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on June 15, 1986)

Happy birthday, Dean Bowditch! From boldly breaking onto the scene at Ipswich Town in 2002 to scoring goals that fans still talk about at Yeovil Town and Milton Keynes Dons, you've consistently proven yourself as more reliable than birthday cake—and just as sweet! Your knack for finding the net made defenders nervous whenever you stepped on the pitch.

Here's wishing you plenty of laughter, unforgettable moments, and epic celebrations off the field—just like those memorable matches in 2009 with Yeovil and during your stellar spell from 2011 onward with MK Dons. May your birthday be timelessly entertaining—as ageless as your goal-scoring instincts!