Let's make this birthday one to remember.

49 years old (Born on February 13, 1976)

Happy Birthday, Dean "The Boogeyman" Lister! You're not just aging gracefully; you're submitting Father Time with a heel hook. From dominating the Middleweight division to reigning supreme as King of the Cage champion, you've grappled your way into MMA history—and our hearts.

May this birthday bring you more joy than tapping out an opponent in record time and fewer aches than after training camp. Keep inspiring us all by proving age is merely another challenger waiting for submission.

Here's wishing you endless victories on and off the mat—because legends like you never retire; they simply level up!