Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on September 27, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Debbie Wasserman Schultz! You've tackled appropriations debates and whipped votes with the grace of a seasoned Floridian navigating rush-hour traffic—always calm in chaos. Your fearless advocacy for Florida’s 20th and later 23rd districts has made waves bigger than those at Fort Lauderdale beach during spring break!

From steering crucial initiatives through Congress to fiercely protecting women's rights and healthcare access, you've shown that determination combined with a fantastic head of curls is simply unstoppable.

May your birthday bring you as much joy as finding bipartisan agreement—and may no one filibuster when it's time to celebrate cake!