Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on July 16, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Dejan Jakovic! From your rock-solid defense at D.C. United to making waves in Japan with Shimizu S-Pulse, you've always known how to keep attackers guessing—and fans cheering. Who else could seamlessly swap maple syrup for sushi and still dominate the pitch?

Here's hoping this year brings you as many victories as tackles made during those unforgettable MLS matches since 2009. May your celebrations be filled with laughter, joy, and fewer yellow cards than candles on your cake—because let's face it: you're timelessly awesome both on and off the field. Cheers to another legendary season ahead!