Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on July 06, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Demetri Catrakilis! The fly-half legend whose boot has kicked more points than we've had birthday cakes. From your unforgettable performances with the Southern Kings in Super Rugby to steering Eastern Province Kings through nail-biting Currie Cup battles—your precision under pressure is as timeless as our jokes about rugby referees.

May this year bring you even greater victories and fewer tackles (unless you're delivering them!). Keep kicking goals both on and off the field; after all, age only improves fine wine—and apparently legendary fly-halves too!

Cheers to another fantastic season ahead filled with laughter, success, and plenty of cake!