Let's make this birthday one to remember.

51 years old (Born on May 25, 1973)

Happy Birthday, Demetri Martin! May your day be filled with sticky notes full of comedic wisdom, impeccably drawn charts dissecting cake-to-age ratios, and instruments that spontaneously accompany any awkward silences at the party. From hilarious Daily Show segments as a correspondent to brilliant specials like "The Overthinker," you've turned observational comedy into a finely tuned art (complete with doodles).

Thank you for continuing to entertain through clever wordplay and whimsical illustrations—we can't wait until you diagram another piece of everyday absurdity. Here's wishing your birthday radiates joy brighter than the glow emitted by all ironic bar graphs combined—enjoy every laugh-filled moment!