Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on September 22, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Denard Robinson! May your day be as electrifying and unstoppable as those legendary runs at Michigan. We still smile remembering how you sprinted past defenders like they were standing still—setting NCAA records with style and speed that left everyone amazed (and opponents dizzy!).

From the Big House to Jacksonville, you've always brought excitement wherever you go. Here's hoping this birthday finds you celebrating in true "Shoelace" fashion: shoes untied, cake untouched by defensive tackles, and plenty of laughs shared among friends who can't catch up—even if they tried. Cheers to another year faster than anyone else!