Let's make this birthday one to remember.

85 years old (Born on February 24, 1940)

Happy Birthday, Denis Law! The man who made scoring goals look easier than brewing a cup of tea. With 171 strikes for Manchester United and an impressive 30 goals for Scotland—holding the national record when you hung up your boots—you've certainly earned legendary status. Rumor has it goalkeepers still wake up in cold sweats thinking about facing "The King."

Even though defenders tried everything short of building brick walls to stop you, nothing could halt your relentless pursuit of the net. May your birthday celebrations be as timeless as those iconic moments on the pitch—cheers to football royalty!