Let's make this birthday one to remember.

55 years old (Born on December 02, 1969)

Happy Birthday, Denis McDonough! From navigating those intense briefing rooms to becoming the steady hand guiding President Obama as his 26th Chief of Staff—clearly your greatest superpower is keeping presidential plans running smoothly without even resorting to Jedi mind tricks (or so we think!).

Your tireless dedication in boosting morale and mastering behind-the-scenes diplomacy proved crucial during critical times. May your birthday celebration be free from surprise briefings or urgent calls; you’ve already showed us how excellently you handle stress-filled days at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Enjoy another year filled with laughter, success—and hopefully fewer suspenseful phone alerts!