Let's make this birthday one to remember.

83 years old (Born on January 02, 1942)

Happy Birthday, Dennis Hastert! As the longest-serving Republican Speaker of the House, your legacy in Congress from 1987 to 2007 remains unmatched. Who else could have navigated Capitol Hill's twists and turns with such steady leadership—and still kept a sense of humor intact?

From Illinois classrooms to congressional chambers, you've certainly had quite a journey. May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and perhaps fewer debates than you're accustomed to!

Here's wishing you another year filled with happiness and good health—because after handling politicians for two decades, you definitely deserve some relaxation. Cheers to you!