Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on November 30, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Derek Baynham! You’ve had quite the incredible year filled with great achievements— from your standout projects that captured everyone's attention (and jealousy!), to mastering challenges like a true hero. Honestly, how do you manage it all while keeping perfectly groomed hair? It's practically unfair.

Your recent successes prove you're not just aging gracefully but brilliantly too. We’re genuinely impressed–though frankly annoyed by your sheer awesomeness at times. So relax today; you've earned this celebration big-time! Just don't let fame get to your head—we can't handle any more perfection around here!

Cheers and laughs for many wonderful years ahead!