Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on August 09, 1974)

Happy Birthday, Derek Fisher! You're the only guy who can make 0.4 seconds feel like an eternity—just ask the Spurs fans still recovering from your legendary buzzer-beater in '04. Your clutch shots and five NBA championships with the Lakers have made you a timeless hero, proving that age is just a number (though we won't mention exactly which one today).

From sinking crucial playoff threes to leading teams with unmatched poise, you've always been Mr. Reliable on court—and off it too! May your birthday be filled with as much joy as you've given Lakers fans over countless unforgettable moments.