Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on October 09, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Derek "Dutch Oven" Holland! From your blazing fastball and wicked slider to that legendary mustache, you've always known how to keep batters guessing—and teammates laughing. Ever since you stepped onto the mound with the Texas Rangers back in 2009, baseball has been a whole lot more entertaining.

Whether you're cracking jokes in the dugout or striking out hitters under pressure during playoff runs (who could forget your epic Game 4 performance against St. Louis?), you've given fans countless memorable moments on and off the field. Here's hoping this birthday brings as much joy as watching you pitch—minus any actual Dutch ovens!